BaffledExperts by Adam Norman

4Apr/100

You will die

and someone will have to go through your crap.

4Apr/100

I don’t care how much your fucking bunyons hurt

Put on a pair of shoes. Polish them first.

4Apr/100

Dressing well

It's good to dress well. At some age, men must start tucking their shirts in. At a later age, they should start wearing jackets and ties out.

4Apr/100

Good haircuts

are worth the extra money.

4Apr/100

Holsters

should hold guns. And only guns.

6Mar/100

Some tips

If she's carrying a backpack, she's too young

Athletic clothes are for athletics.

Shave.

4Mar/100

The war on baby girls: Gendercide | The Economist

Most people know China and northern India have unnaturally large numbers of boys. But few appreciate how bad the problem is, or that it is rising. In China the imbalance between the sexes was 108 boys to 100 girls for the generation born in the late 1980s; for the generation of the early 2000s, it was 124 to 100. In some Chinese provinces the ratio is an unprecedented 130 to 100. The destruction is worst in China but has spread far beyond. Other East Asian countries, including Taiwan and Singapore, former communist states in the western Balkans and the Caucasus, and even sections of America’s population (Chinese- and Japanese-Americans, for example): all these have distorted sex ratios. Gendercide exists on almost every continent. It affects rich and poor; educated and illiterate; Hindu, Muslim, Confucian and Christian alike.

via The war on baby girls: Gendercide | The Economist.

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2Mar/100

Slashdot Stories (10)

Kwang-il Kwon and Hye Gwang Jeong of Chungnam National University have discovered that drinking alcohol with oxygen bubbles added leads to fewer hangovers and a shorter sobering up time. People drinking the bubbly booze sobered up 20-30 minutes faster and had less severe and fewer hangovers than people who drank the non-fizzy stuff. Kwon said: "The oxygen-enriched alcohol beverage reduces plasma alcohol concentrations faster than a normal dissolved-oxygen alcohol beverage does. This could provide both clinical and real-life significance. The oxygen-enriched alcohol beverage would allow individuals to become sober faster, and reduce the side effects of acetaldehyde without a significant difference in alcohol's effects. Furthermore, the reduced time to a lower BAC may reduce alcohol-related accidents."

via Slashdot Stories (10).

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2Mar/100

We’ve made the world’s largest amateur space rocket. – The Something Awful Forums

Tycho Brahe micro-spacecraft.

They're building a spaceship. They've already built a submarine.

I'm such a loser.

via We've made the world's largest amateur space rocket. - The Something Awful Forums.

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2Mar/100

We’ve made the world’s largest amateur space rocket. – The Something Awful Forums

Tycho Brahe micro-spacecraft.

They're building a spaceship. They've already built a submarine.

I'm such a loser.

via We've made the world's largest amateur space rocket. - The Something Awful Forums.