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	<description>by Adam Norman</description>
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		<title>Functional clothing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Men are drawn to functional things: chronographs, Leathermen, Goretex.
Gentlemen understand function is really required:  chronometers, Swiss army knives, tweed.
One function of clothing is to make the wearer look beautiful. Making the wearer look functional is functionality piled too deeply.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/18/moobs/</link>
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		<title>A bunch of rules</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
One pair of glasses at a time.
T-shirts should not be tucked in. Shirt-shirts should
Wear functional clothing for the function
Sandals should be leather, unless you actually are standing in a river
Baseball caps are for baseball (and driving a tractor)
Your sports car should be (your age — 17) years old. Any older and you look like you're [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/18/a-bunch-of-rules/</link>
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		<title>A rough rule</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The amount you spend on clothes must be directly proportionate to your age.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/18/a-rough-rule/</link>
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		<title>Black sneakers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[are not business casual.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/04/one-pair/</link>
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		<title>How to die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the Good Drug Guide:
There is perhaps a single predictable time of life when taking crack-cocaine is sensible, harmless and both emotionally and intellectually satisfying. Indeed, for such an occasion it may be commended. Certain estimable English doctors were once in the habit of administering to terminally-ill cancer patients an elixir known as the "Brompton cocktail". [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/04/how-to-die/</link>
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		<title>Brag about your kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[not about yourself.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/06/02/brag-about-your-kids/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t dye your hair</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Grey really is gorgeous.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/04/04/dont-dye-your-hair-2/</link>
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		<title>You don&#8217;t have to support your kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A little poverty is good for a young man or woman. When your children ask you for money, they are asking you to work in their place. They should have a good reason to do so. There are such reasons, but unfulfilled desires are not among them.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/04/04/dont-dye-your-hair/</link>
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		<title>Eat carefully</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Old people get stuff stuck to their faces.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/04/04/eat-carefully/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t compete</title>
		<description><![CDATA[with your kids.
Except at video games.
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		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/04/04/dont-compete/</link>
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