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	<description>by Adam Norman</description>
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		<title>Your son will be better than you</title>
		<description><![CDATA[at everything that matters. He will be handsomer, stronger, faster, and smarter. Try to be better at one thing. Try trap shooting. If he beat you at that, fall back to golf.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/09/20/your-son-will-be-better-than-you/</link>
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		<title>Love your in-laws</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Never say that it's more fun to not have them around. Even if it's true.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/08/24/love-your-in-laws/</link>
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		<title>You&#8217;re not busy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you're retired.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/08/24/youre-not-busy/</link>
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		<title>Functional clothing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Men are drawn to functional things: chronographs, Leathermen, Goretex. Gentlemen understand function is really required:  chronometers, Swiss army knives, tweed. One function of clothing is to make the wearer look beautiful. Making the wearer look functional is functionality piled too deeply.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/18/moobs/</link>
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		<title>A bunch of rules</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One pair of glasses at a time. T-shirts should not be tucked in. Shirt-shirts should Wear functional clothing for the function Sandals should be leather, unless you actually are standing in a river Baseball caps are for baseball (and driving a tractor) Your sports car should be (your age — 17) years old. Any older [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/18/a-bunch-of-rules/</link>
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		<title>A rough rule</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The amount you spend on clothes must be directly proportionate to your age.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/18/a-rough-rule/</link>
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		<title>Black sneakers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[are not business casual.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/04/one-pair/</link>
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		<title>How to die</title>
		<description><![CDATA[From the Good Drug Guide: There is perhaps a single predictable time of life when taking crack-cocaine is sensible, harmless and both emotionally and intellectually satisfying. Indeed, for such an occasion it may be commended. Certain estimable English doctors were once in the habit of administering to terminally-ill cancer patients an elixir known as the "Brompton [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/07/04/how-to-die/</link>
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		<title>Brag about your kids</title>
		<description><![CDATA[not about yourself.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/06/02/brag-about-your-kids/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t dye your hair</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Grey really is gorgeous.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.baffledexperts.com/2010/04/04/dont-dye-your-hair-2/</link>
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